Negatives of PMS

There is so much bad shit that comes with being on your period. You get cramps, look bloated, have to spend moolah on pads and/or tampons, and you can't masturbate and/ore have sex. One of the shittiest things, for me, anyway, is that you can't sleep naked.

Well, I mean, you could go nude with a tampon stuck up your vagina or don't wear anything at all. Yeah, there'd be a huge, bloody mess that looks like someone murdered you through your vagina, but at least you're comfortable clothes-wise.

Some claim that sleeping naked is uncomfortable, gives breaking-in rapists easier access to your goods [like not having a protection seal on mouthwash], and makes you look sluttier when you bring up your nude sleeping habits during casual conversation. Sleeping naked, for females, can be good for you.

Bras conflict with circulation. Bras keep things up, right? They can't leave your boobs sagging. So they fit snuggly around you. Sometimes too snuggly. I read somewhere awhile back that you shouldn't sleep with a bra on.

Sleeping with panties on is a more difficult matter. If you've got regular cotton underwear--granny or bikini or something similar--then you're good today. If you've got a thong, g-string, or boyshorts, go commando. They're not good for your vaginalness.

Clothes, for me, frustrate me. I twist and turn trying to sleep and in the act of sleeping. It peeves me when my pants roll up to my thighs or anything like that. With my shirts, they have to hug me or else they'll ride up or twist weird or something equally shitty. Even then, with tight clothes, there's that problem. They're tight.

So that's basically why I go all natural to sleep. Except for when I'm on my period.