Thursday, October 8, 2009

Being The Other Woman & Celibacy

We've established that going after a guy who's only been single for a week is a bad idea. Don't do it.
If you do make the mistake of doing it (like me), be cautious. It's like baking a cake. The mix/batter just finishes cooking. You don't try to eat it after it's only been out of the oven for a minute. You have to wait until it cools down completely or else get burned. If you attempt to eat a cake that's been in the oven, oh say, eight months?, then realize that it's going to be really hot. You've got to ask yourself: Am I ready to get hurt? Now, knowing that you'll injure your mouth if you decide to consume some cake after only a minute, why on earth would you still go through with it? Just leave the cake and let it be until it's completely cooled down.

Still not taking my advice? Still trying to take a bite out of that cake? Yeah, me too. It's always horrible when you never take your own advice, but at least I know what's stopping you.

This guy is amazing. He gives you attention, always tells you how much he likes you, how pretty/cute/wonderful you are. But wait, now his ex is begging him back? He's confused between you and the ex because he likes you both?

What the frick are you going to do now?

Drop him. Move on. Find a guy that will like you and only you. Unless you love being the other woman/home-wrecking ho/boyfriend stealer. For those of you who don't like being something along the lines of a home-wrecking ho, please, please, PLEASE stop! Tell him that he should go back to his ex. Tell him you don't want him if he's got feelings for someone else too.

This is the end. This needs to be the end.

I'll keep you guys updated on what happens next.

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On another note, I have been celibate for 31 hours now. Yesterday one of my guy friends and I decided to make up for our past celibate failures. We are currently both celibate, and whoever breaks first has to do something incredibly shitty that the other chooses. For the first 24 hours, I was doing pretty good, but I think I'm going to go crazy! Hopefully this passes. I'll keep you guys posted on my sanity.

You're newly celibate blogger,
Mina<3

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